It's two hours of heavy breathing (the Bruce Jenner effect)

"It's fantastic that Congress has an increasing number of women. Experts call an increasingly female presence in a previously male space 'the Bruce Jenner effect.'" –Craig Ferguson

"I really think in all of what happened yesterday, the only person who should be considered a 'loser' is Donald Trump. I'll tell you why. He went on Twitter demanding a revolution. So far no one's listened to him — because he's Donald Trump! After that, Trump tweeted, 'The world is laughing at us.' I'm thinking, No, Donald. The world is laughing at you and this is why. It is because you're wearing an orange face and a crazy wig. This is the uniform the world over of a clown! Nobody laughs WITH the clown. They laugh AT the clown. Then when the clown gets angry, it is funnier." –Craig Ferguson

"Last night, Barack Obama won a Grammy for his audiobook. He's on a roll! 'What did you do over the weekend?' 'I won four primaries and a Grammy.' He beat four nominees, including Bill Clinton's audiobook. Barack Obama beating a Clinton? They're getting kind of used to that. I've heard Bill's audio book - it's not that good. It's two hours of heavy breathing." --Craig Ferguson

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