“Meanwhile, today President Biden got his Thanksgiving vacation started in Nantucket. Yep, Biden just landed in Massachusetts for Thanksgiving. And this time he took Air Force One instead of the Mayflower.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Recent polling shows that Florida governor Ron DeSantis is closing the gap in a hypothetical 2024 matchup with former president Trump. This is how close DeSantis is. He's only five points away from Trump calling it rigged.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Today, Dr. Fauci gave his final White House briefing before his retirement. He was like, ‘This is my last day, so if you want to inject bleach, go nuts.’ Yep, Dr. Fauci is 81 years old. Today, Biden was like, ‘Congrats on your early retirement.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“I heard about a British fisherman caught a goldfish that was over 60 pounds. The goldfish was like, ‘So I went a little overboard on Thanksgiving, okay? What, everyone's a judge?’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Right now the guy has an even bigger problem. He's like, ‘How do I flush a 60-pound goldfish?’” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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