What kind of lesson does that teach his secret children! (It’s true, he does like helping people)

October 2022

“We checked in on a pivotal Senate race in Georgia between incumbent Democrat Raphael Warnock and GOP candidate Herschel Walker, who is in favor of a national abortion ban with no exceptions. Turns out, he might make one exception to that. According to a report by the Daily Beast, the extremely anti-choice Walker paid for his then-girlfriend’s abortion in 2009. Walker has denied the report, calling it a ‘flat-out lie’. And if there’s one thing Herschel Walker knows, it’s lying, because he as done a ton of it. Walker has falsely claimed he was an FBI agent, hid secret children from his campaign, and falsely claimed that he never falsely claimed to have graduated from the University of Georgia. He not only lied, he lied about lying? What kind of lesson does that teach his secret children!” —Stephen Colbert 

“Walker’s former girlfriend brought receipts – one from the abortion clinic, a copy of a $700 check from Walker, and a signed get well card. This is a, um, what’s the word? A disaster. So the former football star went on Fox News to perform damage control with the most effective birth control known to man: Sean Hannity. Asked to explain the $700 check, Walker said: ‘Well, I send money to a lot of people, and that’s what’s so funny. I do scholarship funds for kids, I give money to people all the time because I’m always helping people.’ It’s true, he does like helping people. For instance, that interview really helped his opponent, Raphael Warnock.” —Stephen Colbert

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