Plus, there’s so many of them, statistically it’s probably one of their birthdays (We know what's good for you sweetie)

October 2022

“I know everybody is saying that Joe Biden’s decision to pardon all prior federal offenses for simple marijuana possession, is just doing this to boost his popularity before the midterms. But in my opinion, I think maybe this thing hits closer to home. I wouldn’t be surprised if Joe Biden was secretly a huge pothead. Think about it: Joe Biden could smoke a lot of weed. He’s always puttering around like he forgot where he’s going, he’s wearing sunglasses everywhere he goes. I mean, he definitely talks like he’s high.” —Trevor Noah

“That sneaky Joe Biden pulled an October surprise on the Republicans by doing something popular, with his marijuana pardon. Today, Dark Brandon became Dank Brandon.” —Stephen Colbert

“A woman who says Herschel Walker paid for her abortion in 2009 also had a child with him. Come on, man! How many secret kids does this guy have? Does he know he doesn’t get a free smoothie after 10?” —Stephen Colbert

“Asked by campaign reporters if he had reached out to any of the mothers of his children, Walker answered: ‘No … why do I need to?’ Maybe to find out how your children are doing? Remember? The ones you don’t remember? Plus, there’s so many of them, statistically it’s probably one of their birthdays.” —Stephen Colbert

“In the upcoming midterms, Republicans have nominated many pro-Trump election deniers, and while the opposition party historically is always heavily favored to perform well in off-year elections, Republicans are stumbling toward the finish line after several of their pro-Trump Maga candidates have just fully imploded. One Ohio GOP candidate lied about his military service, the Pennsylvania Senate candidate Dr. Mehmet Oz has been accused of killing over 300 dogs in his scientific experiments, and then there’s Herschel Walker’s hypocrisy over abortion in Georgia. The craziest thing is: the GOP just never runs out of ways to shock you. The Democrats no doubt have their flaws, but the GOP is like a magnet for all these pathological liars with incredibly sordid pasts. I can’t even begin to imagine who Trump is going to endorse next.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”