“We are celebrating Joe Biden’s decision to pardon all prior federal offenses for simple marijuana possession, which affects more than 6,000 Americans. The move stops short of full decriminalization, which will probably have to wait until we have a President Woodrow Harrelson or something.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“It is the most cannabis-friendly decision by a US president yet. And I for one am just glad Willie Nelson is alive to see this happen.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker, an anti-abortion Republican, was revealed to have paid for his then-girlfriend’s abortion in 2009. The woman also said she had a child with Walker, who has been less than forthcoming on the campaign trail about his number of offspring. In fairness to Herschel, he’s got a lot of mothers with a lot of children, so he’s supposed to remember all of them? At this point, Herschel Walker has misrepresented so much of his life, they should give him the Lies-man Trophy.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“After the bombshell report of Walker’s private abortion stance, Republicans are scrambling trying to figure out how to handle this. Should they continue to back him for Senate? Or do they ask him to drop out so he can run for president in two years?” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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