"Last night, Jessica Simpson turned down an invitation to meet President Bush at a fundraiser. Yeah, Bush said he invited Simpson because he likes being around people who challenge him." --Conan O'Brien
"A lot of celebrities are now getting involved in the campaign. It bothers me a little bit, but it's just what happens. Well, Barack Obama's campaign just announced that Barbra Streisand will headline an upcoming fundraiser for Obama. Yeah. And after hearing this, John McCain said, 'and he says I'm out of touch with the American people.'" --Conan O'Brien
"While President Bush was spending the holidays at his Texas ranch, he was clearing brush and a branch cut his face. As a result the tree was cut down and tortured by Dick Cheney." --Conan O'Brien
"There is some good news for John McCain. According to the latest polls, which came out today, John McCain has started to open up a lead over Barack Obama. This is true. Yeah. The USA Today poll has McCain ahead by ten points. The 'CBS News' poll has the two tied. And the MSNBC poll says that Obama won the election last week." --Conan O'Brien
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