Tough news for psychos whose first World guess is always Fetus (Good. That's a start.)

Cryptocurrency crashed this week, with Bitcoin losing nearly half its value, and now it has to legally change its name to Bit O’Coin. In fact, the entire crypto market has lost over $1 Trillion. But don’t worry, you can make that money back fast as long as you’ve been hoarding baby formula. —Colin Jost

Senator Mitch McConnell seen here smiling as a shelter dog gets passed up for adoption, led a congressional delegation for a surprise visit to Ukraine today. It’s weird because usually when McConnell shows up by surprise, it’s behind you in the bathroom mirror. —Colin Jost

The New York Times said it changed the answer for Monday’s Worldle which was fetus because it was too closely connected to a major news story. Tough news for psychos whose first World guess is always Fetus. —Colin Jost

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