Apparently they can’t decide between a ticker tape parade or a dance party (the baby should be fine)

May 2022

“There is a national shortage on baby formula, which has left parents desperate and led authorities to warn people not to try to make their own recipe. Just mix you up some Gatorade and some baby powder, throw in some breakfast sausage and it blend it up real good, the baby should be fine.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“That is a tough spot to be in, not having baby formula. Because what are you going to do? You can’t go to Wendy’s and get them a Frosty. You have to have the formula.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I’ll tell ya, there’s never been a better time for the supreme court to force women to have more kids than right now.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Meanwhile, congressional Republicans are reportedly split over what to do if the supreme court officially overturns Roe vs Wade, as last week’s leaked draft opinion indicates. Apparently they can’t decide between a ticker tape parade or a dance party.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”