the mafia is now very invested in stopping climate change (Freddie Spaghetti)

May 2022

“Elon Musk said that should his purchase of Twitter go through, he plans to lift the ban on Donald Trump’s account. Musk explained that permanent bans should be reserved for bots, scam or spam accounts. I could say it’s a scam. It’s a scam! Donald Trump is a scam account. It’s all a scam.” —James Corden

“The guy who names his kids Roman numerals will make sure they don’t do anything foolish.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Officials in Nevada said they’ve found numerous human remains in Lake Mead as water levels drop during an ongoing drought. On the upside, the mafia is now very invested in stopping climate change.” —Seth Meyers

“Earlier today, President Biden met with the prime minister of Italy at the White House. It was Mario Draghi’s first trip to Washington. Italy’s prime minister, Mario Draghi — or as Joe Biden calls him, ‘Freddie Spaghetti.’” —James Corden

“It was a friendly meeting. Biden opened with, ‘Welcome, or as they say in your country, when you’re here, you’re family.’” —James Corden

“This is true: back at home, the prime minister is facing growing dissent, even from his own party. When Biden heard this, he was like, ‘Nice, man — me too.’” —James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”