A man was arrested on Friday by Secret Service officers for climbing
over the White House fence. "I just wanted to see the Oval Office,"
said Jeb. –Seth Meyers
Disneyland Paris is temporarily shutting down its haunted house
after an employee was found dead inside the attraction. But those
last few customers really got their money's worth. –Seth Meyers
At a campaign event in Wisconsin yesterday, a 16-year-old boy
threw an egg at Donald Trump but missed. And I can’t quite
explain it, but somehow it hit Jeb Bush. –Seth Meyers
Bed Bath & Beyond recently announced that it will continue to
sell Ivanka Trump products. So, be sure to pick up her new line
of “How Do You Sleep at Night?” pillows. –Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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