“I feel like the hamster that powers Trump’s brain is getting tired right now.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“There is some dispute over who was the first to identify the subway shooting suspect, leading to confusion over who would get the $50,000 reward. Allegedly the suspect himself might also have called. That is gonna be an awkward award ceremony.” —Stephen Colbert
“It’s now fine to return to the subway. It’s just as safe and clean as you remember.” —Stephen Colbert
“Russian’s continued invasion of Ukraine has led Sweden and Finland to consider joining Nato. It could be the most shocking Nordic alliance since black licorice joined forces with salt.” —Stephen Colbert
“There are confusing names given to new Covid variants, a forgettable mixture of numbers and letters. People would take these variants more seriously if you gave them cool names Big Bad Greg or No Good Gretchen.” —Stephen Colbert
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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