Eighteen devices? Man, that’s a lot of porn (the coffin he sleeps in during daylight hours)

April 2022

“Federal prosecutors recovered 18 electronic devices from Rudy Giuliani during their investigation into his lobbying Ukraine for dirt on Joe Biden ahead of the 2020 election. Eighteen devices? Man, that’s a lot of porn.” —Stephen Colbert

“But this week, Rudy generously offered to assist the feds in finding reasons to charge him when he helped investigators unlock several electronic devices by providing a list of possible passwords. It’s a real bad sign when you have to carry around a piece of paper with a list of possible passwords.” —Stephen Colbert

“He gave them a list of possible passwords to two other devices they seized, and even let investigators look inside the coffin he sleeps in during daylight hours.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I’m happy to say The Late Show has acquired a copy of the list. There’s L3akyheadjuice21, seckswithcousin69, and 4SeasonsTotalManscaping.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”