"Today, Angelina Jolie met with Pope Francis at the Vatican.
Long story short: She adopted him." –Conan O'Brien
Some scientists say it’s theoretically possible that there may be
a universe where time moves backwards. So finally, some good
news for Laker fans. –Conan O’Brien
"Next year's Super Bowl is already in the news. It takes place
in New Jersey. The NFL says it wants to prevent another
blackout. This one involves keeping Chris Christie away
from his microwave." –Conan O'Brien
"U.S. employers just added 157,000 jobs to the economy.
Of course, most of those were backup dancers for Beyoncé."
–Conan O'Brien
"A Justice Department memo claims that President Obama
has the right to order the assassination of an American
anywhere in the world. Isn't that crazy? In a related story,
Donald Trump has gone into hiding." –Conan O'Brien
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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