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Saturday, January 15, 2022

Oooh, looks like I’ll have to be punished for that (For a while, I was their prime suspect)


The movie "Fifty Shades of Grey" has gotten a Razzie nomination for Worst

Film of the Year. Upon hearing this, the film's director said, "Oooh, looks like

I’ll have to be punished for that...” –Conan O’Brien


A Chinese investment firm has bought the company behind the Batman

movies. Which explains why in the next Batman movie, a young Bruce

Wayne sees his parents killed, then goes back to making iPhones at

the factory. –Conan O’Brien


A man in Portland stole a 2-foot python from a pet store by putting it in his

pants. For a while, I was their prime suspect. –Conan O’Brien


President Vladimir Putin said that Russia has invented the world's most

effective drug to fight Ebola. Yeah. When asked if he tested it on rats,

Putin said, "You could call them that. Sure, yeah, yeah. They're rats."

–Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

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