The movie "Fifty Shades of Grey" has gotten a Razzie nomination for Worst
Film of the Year. Upon hearing this, the film's director said, "Oooh, looks like
I’ll have to be punished for that...” –Conan O’Brien
A Chinese investment firm has bought the company behind the Batman
movies. Which explains why in the next Batman movie, a young Bruce
Wayne sees his parents killed, then goes back to making iPhones at
the factory. –Conan O’Brien
A man in Portland stole a 2-foot python from a pet store by putting it in his
pants. For a while, I was their prime suspect. –Conan O’Brien
President Vladimir Putin said that Russia has invented the world's most
effective drug to fight Ebola. Yeah. When asked if he tested it on rats,
Putin said, "You could call them that. Sure, yeah, yeah. They're rats."
–Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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