New York’s fourth worst real estate heir (with the help of a small ladder, I can dunk)

January 2022

Robert Durst, the New York real estate heir, who murdered and dismembered his neighbor has died in prison. Durst will be remembered as New York’s fourth worst real estate heir. —Colin Jost

Google is claiming that Apple’s practice of using blue bubbles in their iMessage App to highlight other Apple users leads to peer pressure and bullying of Android users. While Apple says Android users could easily solve the problem by not being so dumb and poor. —Colin Jost

Prince Andrew who faces charges of sexual abuse has been stripped of his royal duties by Queen Elizabeth. It’s an unprecedented case of an adult stripping Prince Andrew. —Colin Jost

Republicans are being criticized for blocking the voting rights bill, but of course, republicans don’t want voting rights because if voting was fair they’d lose. It’s the same reason I keep my basketball hoop lowered to eight feet. Because with the help of a small ladder, I can dunk. —Colin Jost

But if there’s any silver lining to voter suppression is that we’ll never have to hear republicans try to appeal to black voters. Because no one wants to hear Ted Cruz say For Shizzel. —Colin Jost

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