“This week, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell held a livestreamed cybersymposium, for which he hired a cyber expert ‘red team’ and gave them what he said was 37 terabytes of irrefutable evidence that hackers broke into election systems using intercepted ‘packet captures.’ ‘Packet captures,’ of course, is a technical term that you might know by their street name, ‘pillow cases.’” —Stephen Colbert
“On top of that, Rudy Giuliani’s law license in Washington was suspended, and he was suspended from practicing law in New York due to ‘demonstrably false and misleading’ statements about the election — which means he’s cut off from his previous source of income: telling lies next to a dildo shop.” —Stephen Colbert
“Meanwhile, when it comes to Covid, the news should be R-rated for ‘Are we ever going to get out of this? Coronavirus case numbers have risen dramatically in the south, a region with some of the lowest vaccination rates in the country. You can read all about it in the classic southern novel To Kill a Mockingbird by Giving It Medical Advice from Facebook.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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