I need you to switch who the president is (my new kink)

August 2021

“On Wednesday, a federal judge ruled that Dominion Voting Systems could proceed with its defamation lawsuits against Trump allies Mike Lindell, Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell. OK, so there are only two plausible explanations for what happened here: Either a federal judge appointed by Donald Trump ruled that unfounded claims of election fraud made by three Trump allies were not exempt from defamation laws, or Hugo Chavez teamed up with China and the C.I.A. to use Italian military satellites to hack the judge’s computer and alter his opinion, which was then printed out on paper smuggled in from China covered in bamboo fibers. The only way we can know for sure is if we take the judge’s ruling to a cabin in Montana, examine it under a powerful ultraviolet light, then bury it in the backyard, wait three days and see if it rains.” —Seth Meyers

“Did you see the reaction of MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell when he heard the news that the lawsuits against him would proceed? Watching someone get bad news, in real time, at their own symposium is my new kink.” —Seth Meyers

“Honestly, poor cyber experts. You go to school to get a degree in computer science, spend your whole career mastering a highly specialized skill that would be actually very helpful in today’s high-tech economy, and then a psycho pillow magnate hands you what I’m guessing is a garbage bag full of dry cleaning slips and CVS receipts and said, ‘I need you to switch who the president is.’” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”