"In his first interview since losing the election, Mitt Romney says it kills him to not be in the White House. He said he'll always think of it as the one house he couldn't buy." –Conan O'Brien
"The search for a Pope has begun. The cardinals are all starting to gather together in Rome right now. It's like a Star Trek convention but less celibate." –Conan O'Brien
"Dennis Rodman visited North Korea. Rodman came back and said President Obama should call North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. But President Obama was busy discussing Iran's nuclear capabilities with Scottie Pippen." –Conan O'Brien
"Today Kenya is holding elections for the first time since 2007. It's getting nasty. Each presidential candidate is accusing the others of being born in Kenya." –Conan O'Brien
"President Obama has nominated Wal-Mart executive Sylvia Burwell to be his budget director. The President says he's excited by her experience at Wal-Mart. Sylvia Burwell said she's excited to be making more than $9.85 per hour." –Conan O'Brien
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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