It's always the people you least expect (We just need to work harder)

April 2013

"Last night President Obama hosted Republican senators for dinner at the White House. The president said he had to do without salt, pepper, and butter – because as you know, the Republicans refuse to pass anything." –Jay Leno

"North Korean officials reportedly are planning a cyber attack on the U.S. in an effort to bring our economy to a halt. Nice try guys. You're five years too late." –Jay Leno

"A long list of celebrities and musicians have signed a letter to President Obama asking him to ease the nation's drug enforcement policy. Hollywood celebrities and musicians want the president to ease our drug laws – it's always the people you least expect." –Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”