It wants to do what horses want to do: D.J. (Does he think the horse tested positive for Antifa?)

May 2021

“This year’s Kentucky Derby-winning horse, Medina Spirit, tested positive for steroids over the weekend. Donald Trump took to his blog to weigh in with a statement in which he referred to the horse as a ‘junkie.’ What is he talking about? Does he think the horse tested positive for Antifa?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“And honestly, if he’s going to start picking fights with horses, we should let him back on Twitter, because I want to see that.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I just can’t stop laughing at the image of Trump at his desk writing about his thoughts about a horse by hand.” —Jimmy Fallon

“It is weird, though, to put this on the horse, right? I mean it’s not like the horse wants to take drugs or train all day or race around the track getting slapped on the ass — it’s a horse. It wants to do what horses want to do: D.J.” —Trevor Noah

“Yo, guys, I still can’t believe this guy was president. I mean this man is a legend. What other ex-president spends their time roasting horses?” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”