or as it’s called on the street, ‘the devil’s oats' (this sounds more like a you problem)

May 2021

“Medina Spirit tested positive for elevated levels of Betamethasone, or as it’s called on the street, ‘the devil’s oats,’ ‘happy apples,’ ‘horse horse.’” —Stephen Colbert

“When he heard that, the horse is like, ‘Hey, you said that needle was the third Pfizer vaccine.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Race organizers became suspicious when the horse kept telling people about his screenplay, and then going, ‘God, don’t you just want to dance?’” —James Corden

“And the horse claimed it was just holding it for a friend.” —Stephen Colbert

“Right now the horse is thinking, ‘As long as I’m being put out to stud, this sounds more like a you problem.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“As if things weren’t bad enough for Medina Spirit, a photo just surfaced of him partying with Jeffrey Epstein.” —Jimmy Fallon 

“Yeah, his racing days may be over, but on the bright side, he just joined the Russian gymnastics team.” —Jimmy Fallon

“This is the most high-profile animal drug scandal since the winner of last year’s Westminster dog show, Heisenberg.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”