Turns out many of them were guilty (Take off your slippers)

September 2011

"Florida announced that they are moving their presidential primary to January, and it will be the first in the nation. If there's one state that is known for organized, reliable voting . . ." –Craig Ferguson

"Police in Arkansas are looking for a man who breaks into homes and sucks the toes of sleeping women. They believe he’s either an escaped mental patient or a former President of the United States. [In Clinton voice] 'Take off your slippers.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"New Jersey Governor Chris Christie lost his laptop. In his lap." –David Letterman

"As governor of Texas, Rick Perry executed 236 people. Turns out many of them were guilty." –David Letterman

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”