David Letterman's "Top Ten Ways Rick Perry Can Revitalize His Campaign" (Party like a rock star, dude)

David Letterman's "Top Ten Ways Rick Perry Can Revitalize His Campaign"

10. Get a cool nickname, like Rick 'The Refrigerator' Perry 

9. Promise no immigration law will ever deport Sofia Vergara 

8. Vampire running mate 

7. A little mascara would bring out his gorgeous eyes 

6. Gain 400 pounds and become the governor of New Jersey 

5. Hold contest where one lucky winner gets to be executed by Perry 

4. Party like a rock star, dude 

3. Appear on the 'Late Show' — everyone knows the road to the White House goes through Dave 

2. Have one of them Nancy Grace 'wardrobe malfunctions' 

1. Figure out what the heck happened to the Red Sox

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