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Tuesday, July 21, 2020

When I over-water one of my plants the economy stays open and Americans can still travel to Canada (Get some help)


July 2020

“The Chris Wallace interview is further evidence that we have a pudding-brained informercial salesman who’s more interested in what happens to a dead Confederate general than a living middle school teacher. Trump is trying to convince that statues and graffiti are more important than a pandemic that’s caused massive suffering. As for Trump’s boast about his cognitive test, I don’t know what’s more alarming: that Trump even had to take this test in the first place, or how proud he is with how he did. It’s possible this is the first test he ever passed that he took himself. He probably paid an MIT student to come with him but then when he saw how easy it was, sent him home.” —Seth Meyers

“When asked yesterday about his statements that downplay the severity of the coronavirus, President Trump said, quote, ‘I guess everybody makes mistakes.’ Yeah, but there are mistakes, and then there are mistakes. When I over-water one of my plants the economy stays open and Americans can still travel to Canada.” —Seth Meyers

“Some experts called it a fiasco, while others called it a debacle. I’m not saying it was bad, but by the end of it, Kanye was calling for Trump to get some help.” —Jimmy Fallon

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



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