Get in the unmarked van! We’re going to Disney World! (and only has like three lines an episode)

July 2020

“Unidentified soldiers throwing protesters into an unmarked van on the streets of Portland? Like, I don’t care who you are, nothing good has ever come from an unmarked van. It’s never like, ‘Get in the van! Get in the unmarked van! We’re going to Disney World!” —Trevor Noah

“And how are people even supposed to tell the difference between being arrested and being kidnapped? Because I don’t know if you noticed this, but in America, random dudes walk around in camo gear holding guns all the time.” —Trevor Noah

“The White House announced this week that Trump will resume his daily coronavirus briefings. Oh man, I hate it when a show comes back after a long break and I can’t remember any of the plot lines. Though I remember the main characters: Trump is the villain, Mike Pence is the butler, and Dr. Anthony Fauci is the guy who should’ve had a spin-off by now but he’s stuck here and only has like three lines an episode.” —Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”