It's probably pretty much washed off by now (that's coming from a guy that has to listen to Joe Biden)

May 2011

"President Obama said that watching the raid on Osama bin Laden was the longest 40 minutes of his life. Mind you, that's coming from a guy that has to listen to Joe Biden." –Jay Leno

"Officials say the terrorists are now going after our railways. The rail line you should really avoid is Amtrakistan." –Jay Leno

"They have released videos found in Osama bin Laden's compound. Apparently, bin Laden dyed his beard black to look younger. It's probably pretty much washed off by now." –Jay Leno

"It seems the country of Packalies, I mean Pakistan, is threatening to end cooperation with the U.S. What are they going to do, cut off our heroin?" –Jay Leno

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