he pretty much told us everything he thinks while sitting on a toilet in Switzerland (more fictional than a Harry Potter book)

“Today, Senate Republicans said they were looking forward to hearing President Trump’s side of the story. Which means I guess they’re not on Twitter. He’s been tweeting nonstop — he pretty much told us everything he thinks while sitting on a toilet in Switzerland.” —Conan O’Brien

“Yesterday, he broke his all-time record for tweets with 142. According to Time magazine, as of November — this is not even current — he tweeted more than 266,000 words since he’s been president. That’s more than a Harry Potter book. And more fictional than a Harry Potter book.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Republican senator Richard Burr was seen today giving out fidget spinners to fellow senators during the impeachment trial. To be fair, if he’d just given Trump a fidget spinner, we could have avoided this whole mess. [As Trump] ‘Cancel all my meetings — this thing is still going.’” —Seth Meyers

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