“The Democrats did everything they could to get the republicans who stormed the hearing out of the room. But here’s the thing — they were trying to get them out of the room, they didn’t know what to do. If they wanted the Republicans to leave so badly, they should have just held a gay wedding in there. They would have been out of there in a shot.” --James Corden
“I haven’t seen a group of white guys that angry since they found out their Don Henley tickets were ‘obstructed view.’” --Seth Meyers
“That’s either a bunch of Republican lawmakers or a Black Friday sale on pleated khakis.” --Stephen Colbert
“It really turned into an ugly scene among Republicans. I haven’t seen that many angry white guys since NBC canceled ‘Frasier.’” --Jimmy Fallon
“I haven’t seen that many old white guys storm a room since Applebee’s offered half off the surf-and-turf combo.” --James Corden
“Looks like a protest outside a pharmacy that ran out of Viagra.” --Seth Meyers
“They shouldn’t be at the Capitol — they should be standing at the counter at a McDonald’s demanding to see a manager.” --Seth Meyers
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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