“For five hours today, Republicans blocked someone from saying damaging things about President Trump. Yeah. Yeah, they left after they realized they could be there the rest of their lives.” --Conan O’Brien
“It’s like when you’re on the debate team and the other side is really strong in the cross-examination, so for your counterpoint, you set fire to their coach.” --Stephen Colbert
“Yeah, Republicans stormed a closed-door meeting to protest the impeachment inquiry. Even crazier, they used Mike Pence as a battering ram.” --Jimmy Fallon
“Because nothing says ‘completely innocent’ like storming the room of someone about to testify.” --Jimmy Fallon
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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