That’s why everyone in Holland is dead (Dragons did some stuff. The End)

It’s been a great week for everybody, especially Donald Trump. I meant to say horrible week, because the democrats in congress have demanded his tax returns, his financial records and the full Mueller Report. To embarrass him next, they’re going to ask him what his children’s birthdays are. --Stephen Colbert

During a recent speech President Trump claimed that windmills cause cancer. Of course they do. That’s why everyone in Holland is dead. --Stephen Colbert

Trump’s Attorney General William Barr summarized the 400 page Mueller Report in just three and a half pages. It’s like tuning in to see the new season of Game of Thrones and it’s just Barr holding a sign that says, “Dragons did some stuff. The End.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”