Today in Russia, Kim Jong Un met with Vladimir Putin. Turns out Kim and Putin are good friends. They're actually so close, they can finish each other's poisonings. But I saw that Kim arrived for the meeting by train. And you know things are rough in North Korea, 'cause Kim stepped off the train in Russia and was like, "Ah, the good life." --Jimmy Fallon
Some more news here. Today in Russia… Kim Jong-un met with Vladimir Putin for the very first time. And the two guys even raised their glasses together for a toast at dinner. Take a look at this. Yeah. The toast lasted for three hours, because neither one of them wanted to drink from their glass. They're like, "No, you drink first." "Uh. Let's trade." "Sure. Let's trade. Then I want to watch you drink. Yeah." --Jimmy Fallon
Listen to this, guys. I heard Kanye West is thinking about starting a church. It's the first church where people go to worship themselves. It's very interesting. --Jimmy Fallon
Billionaire inventor Elon Musk has said that his next invention was going to be a noiseless leaf blower. Then someone took him to a hardware store and showed him a rake. --Conan O’Brien
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