That’s right, another masterful deal for President Business (You Must Be A Special Kind Of Stupid)

This new budget deal gives Trump only enough funding to build 55 miles of border wall, which will stop anyone in their tracks unless they’re willing to travel 56 miles. --James Corden

After all the headaches and the drama of a month-long government shutdown, Trump ended up with less money for a wall that he was offered before the shutdown started. That’s right, another masterful deal for President Business. --James Corden

Last night President Trump held a rally in El Paso, Texas where he introduced a new slogan. It said, “Finnish the Wall.” In Trump’s two years in office, zero miles of wall have been built along a 2,000 mile border. And now he’s saying “Finish the Wall.” Trump’s next banner is just going to say, “The wall is finished, but don’t go looking for it or anything. Just trust us.” --James Corden

So, it sounds like Trump will never have a White House pet. But that’s okay, he can always go to the senate and feed some lettuce to Mitch McConnell. --James Corden

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