And if all the money hath been spent, January has no gov-ern-ment (A move known in Washington as “The Melania.”)

Speaking of things that make you scream at your TV, Donald Trump. It is day 31 of the Trump Shutdown. Easy to remember: “30 days hath September, April, June and November. And if all the money hath been spent, January has no gov-ern-ment.” --Stephen Colbert

For all you government employees that aren’t getting a paycheck, tell your landlord Mexico’s going to pay your rent. --Stephen Colbert

Trump tried to offer the democrats a new deal to end the shutdown. But Nancy Pelosi said no before Trump even asked. A move known in Washington as “The Melania.” --Stephen Colbert

Martin Luther King said when he visited the Berlin Wall, “For here on either side of the wall are God’s children and no man-made barrier can obliterate that fact.” Colbert as Trump, “He didn’t say anything about steel slats. Plus, walls work. You never see a Mexican in West Germany.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”