Homeland Security has almost solved the mystery of who let the dogs out (the don't show me state)

The Bush administration is receiving a lot of criticism because much of the information that led to this week's terror alert is almost four years old. You can tell that their intelligence is four years old because Homeland Security has almost solved the mystery of who let the dogs out. --Conan O’Brien 8/4/2004

Residents of Missouri voted overwhelmingly to make gay marriage illegal. That's right, not only that the people in Missouri also voted to change their nickname to the don't show me state. --Conan O’Brien 8/4/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”