His new slogan is, 'Change You Can Suck On.' (in honor of the tragic loss of oil)

Barack Obama is getting his mojo back. Apparently, he's going to get this financial package. That's right, the financial package is going through. He got healthcare. He got that nuclear weapons treaty. He's on a roll and he's taunting his critics. His new slogan is, 'Change You Can Suck On.'" –Bill Maher

"Arizona's Governor had been stalling, you know, on signing this. She said it did not reflect any ambivalence about the bill. She just wanted to make sure her pool was clean and her lawn was mowed before she signed." –Bill Maher, on Arizona's immigration bill

"The entire rig sunk. Republicans in Washington today voted to lower flags to half staff in honor of the tragic loss of oil." -- Bill Maher, on the oil rig in The Gulf of Mexico

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”