but instead of gold everything he touches turns to crimes (you're gonna want someone reasonable within tackling distance)

It is no secret that the Trump administration has like a lot going on right now. First of all everything Trump has ever been involved in is being investigated. His company, his charity, his presidential campaign, his inauguration. His presidency is like he has the Midas touch, but instead of gold everything he touches turns to crimes. --Trevor Noah, The Daily Show

The chief of staff job search frustrated Trump so much he just decided he'd hire whoever came through the door next. And I'm just saying we should be grateful that Mick Mulvaney got the job and not the White House Roomba. --Trevor Noah, The Daily Show

I know that seems weird but at least we know that Mick Mulvaney's normal. So when Trump goes for that nuclear football you're gonna want someone reasonable within tackling distance. That's all I'm saying. --Trevor Noah, The Daily Show

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