If there's one thing Hillary can do, it's bring polls down (Everything-Sold-at-Wal-Mart Tour)

"According to a new survey, Hillary Clinton's popularity rating is down to its lowest point in over a year. When Bill Clinton heard this, he said, 'If there's one thing Hillary can do, it's bring polls down.'" --Conan O'Brein

"As you know, President Bush is on a week-long tour to Asia, where he ll visit South Korea, Thailand and China or as the White House calls it, 'The Everything-Sold-at-Wal-Mart Tour.'" --Jay Leno

"Hey, by the way, President Bush is on a trip to Asia, ladies and gentlemen. He will be spending the entire week in the Orient. Usually Bush is in the disorient." --David Letterman

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