we are definitely leaving Iraq sometime between now and ... the end of time (the McCheney)

"McDonald's has a new hamburger out. The one-third of a pound hamburger. I'm not saying it will clog your arteries, but they're calling it the McCheney." --Jay Leno

"During an appearance before the National Cattlemen's Beef Association, or MOOBLA, President Bush denounced setting a specific date for withdrawal [on screen: Bush saying, 'If the House bill becomes law, our enemies in Iraq will simply have to mark their calendars']. It's not quite that simple, Mr. President. Remember they're on the Islamic calendar. By contrast, the president is saying our commitment is more open-ended [on screen: Bush saying, 'Iraq's leaders know that our commitment is not open-ended']. So we can't set a deadline, but our commitment is not open-ended? Basically, what he's saying is we are definitely leaving Iraq sometime between now and ... the end of time. Wait, not the end of time. I don't want to give a date." --Jon Stewart

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