I'd kneel but my bone spurs are killing me! (don't applaud!)

"The FBI is investigating Americans -- just for opposing the war. You know, maybe when we're done establishing a democracy in  Iraq, we could try it over here. Stop, I don't want to get investigated, don't applaud!" --Jay Leno

"More bad news from President Bush. Remember those rebate checks from a few months ago? He wants them back. We need to give that money to rich people on Wall Street. They need it more than you do." --Jay Leno

President Bush was not at the Republican convention due to a disaster: his presidency." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”