The only thing I switch out on a monthly basis is my staff (Shhhhhhh, class warfare)

But Trump wants the meeting to take place. He said if Kim Jong Un agrees to meet, he can guarantee Kim's safety. Trump promises to test Kim's food before he eats it and keep testing it until it's totally gone. --Jimmy Fallon

White House aides have told Trump to switch out his cellphone on a monthly basis, but he says it's too inconvenient. Trump's like, "The only thing I switch out on a monthly basis is my staff.” --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”