Praise Allah, the accursed cat has been incinerated again! (have you considered...)

White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders, in an interview with the “failing New York Times,” said being called a liar bothers her. Which, I don't know. I know this might sound crazy, but — have you considered maybe not lying all the time? --Jimmy Kimmel

By the way, North Korea is not the only country mad at us right now. The Supreme Leader of Iran, the Ayatollah, in response to our threat of the strongest sanctions against them yet, pulling out of our deal, said this about America yesterday. This is a real quote. He said, “Like the famous cat in ‘Tom and Jerry,’ they will lose again.” I guess they just got Saturday morning cartoons over there? I love to imagine the Ayatollah watching “Tom and Jerry.” “Praise Allah, the accursed cat has been incinerated again!” --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”