"Meanwhile,
Hillary Clinton was in Indiana trying to get more people there to like her. She
claims to have taken some incoming sniper fire at the Indianapolis airport
baggage carousel, but other than that, they say the trip went very well."
--Jimmy Kimmel
"She said at her church, Governor Palin, said she asked
everyone to pray for a natural gas pipeline, which she said was God’s will. And
today, God said, "Hey lady, I don't deal with oil companies. That's more
Satan's area.'" --Jay Leno
"President Bush arrived
in Beijing earlier today. And before stepping out of the plane, he tested the
air with a canary. But they got together, the Chinese, and threw a big state
dinner for President Bush in his honor. They served Peking lame duck. And
President Bush, he doesn’t know what he’s doing over there. He turned to the
president of China, and he said, 'General Tso, I love your chicken.'"
--David Letterman
"You know, the interesting thing
is, these numbers are so big that people can't even comprehend them. Like $700
billion. See, the best way to understand large amounts of money is to think of
it in terms of what it can buy. For example, you know what $700 billion buys?
It can buy you 100 senators and 435 congressmen." --Jay Leno
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