A woman gave birth
to a baby on a recent Spirit Airlines flight. When the flight attendant said,
“Is there a doctor on board?” the passengers said, “Of course not. This is
Spirit Airlines.” –Jimmy Fallon
For the fourth
time, a small town in Kentucky has elected a dog as its mayor. People were so
excited; at the victory party, they kept chanting, “28 more years! 28 more
years!” –Jimmy Fallon
"Now, today it was reported that the speech that Sarah
Palin delivered at the convention was actually written by President
Bush’s
speech writer, which explains the title of the speech, 'I Like Trucks.'"
--Conan O'Brien
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