President Bush was not at the Republican convention due to a disaster (discontinued blood type)

"As you all know, President Bush was not at the Republican convention due to a disaster: his presidency." --Jay Leno

"John McCain is old. And I had some friends of mine call me to tell me this. You don't have any idea how old he is. Listen to this, he is so old that his blood type has been discontinued." --David Letterman



"President Bush spoke about the Wall Street bailout yesterday, and he said, this is the quote, 'if the money isn't loosened up, this sucker could go down.' So folks, if we know nothing else at this point, at least we know that President Bush is writing his own speeches." --Conan O'Brien

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