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Sunday, June 25, 2017

Not always a big help, kids (Hi daddy)



"Bill Clinton spoke to the convention earlier tonight. It was Wednesday, I guess the organizers figured, 'Well that's fitting, I mean, Wednesday is Hump Day.'" --Jay Leno


"Hey, something I thought was great the other night, did you see Barack Obama's daughter interrupting and saying 'Hi daddy' at the convention? That was really cute, and it really helped Barack's popularity. But see, kids don't always help your popularity. Well here, take a look [on screen: footage of ABC's Bob Woodruff asking John Edwards about child wedlock allegations, with a toddler cut in behind up saying 'Hi daddy']. Not always a big help, kids." --Jay Leno


"And Barack Obama will give his big speech tomorrow night at Invesco Field, a football stadium, which is appropriate, considering how many times Democrats have fumbled in the past few years." --Jay Leno





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