"This is one of those sweet
stories, a woman in Illinois has discovered that her Jeep Cherokee used to be
owned by Barack Obama. Yeah. You can tell the Jeep is Obama's because Hillary
Clinton keeps trying to get in the driver's seat." --Conan O'Brien
"Barack Obama's freshly-minted running mate, Sen. Joe Biden, also
spoke tonight, and I have to say, after all the name-related problems this
campaign has had, why Obama would pick a vice president with the last name
'Biden' is beyond me. Not that there's anything wrong with the name of Biden,
but Obama-Biden, it's like they're trying to make their ticket sound as much
like Osama Bin Laden as possible. They found the two guys in America whose names
match up most closely with the person we hate more than anyone in the world,
and they put them on the bumper stickers, very good thinking." --Jimmy
Kimmel
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
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