"As you all know by now, Barack Obama sent out a cell
phone text message at 3 a.m. on Saturday morning to tell everyone he picked Joe
Biden as his vice president. How do you think this makes Hillary Clinton feel,
huh? Finally, she gets a telephone call at 3 a.m., it's to tell her they picked
Joe Biden." --Jay Leno
"Although Joe Biden is in great physical condition,
Republicans are raising questions about his health now. I guess he had a brain
aneurysm a couple of years ago. Hey, you can't expect every vice president to
be the picture of health like Dick Cheney." --Jay
Leno
"As you know, John McCain is an older,
white-haired man who has been in the Senate for over twenty years, voted for
the Iraq War, and said Barack Obama did not have the experience to be
president. I'm sorry, that's our intro for next week when Joe Biden is on, I
got confused." --Jay Leno
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