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Sunday, June 18, 2017

to make Senator McCain feel at home tonight, we gave him seven dressing rooms (I'm sending Bob down)



"Tropical Storm Fay has soaked Florida, ruining thousands of homes, most of them belonging to John McCain." --Jay Leno



"In fact, to make Senator McCain feel at home tonight, we gave him seven dressing rooms." --Jay Leno



"John Edwards has admitted to having an affair, but he's denying that he is the father of the woman's baby. In fact, he says a member of his campaign staff is the baby's father. Campaign staff, how does that work? What, was Edwards running late that day? Huh? Had to send an advance man in? 'Look, I can’t have sex with you. I'm sending Bob down." --Jay Leno





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