"President Bush has got a
little less than a year left in office so he is trying to squeeze in as many
free trips as he can. He's visiting Africa - this is his second trip there as a
President. This time, he's going to meet with a number of key leaders including
the President of Benin and the leader of Rwanda. Last time, he refused to meet
anyone other than Babar, the cartoon elephant." --Jimmy Kimmel
"
Actually,
political experts say that Mitt Romney has the No. 1 thing John McCain is
looking for in a vice presidential candidate - an organ donor card." --Jay
Leno
"And
things aren't looking good for Hillary.
Like a lot of women in Washington, I think she's just starting to realize she
may have slept with Bill Clinton
for nothing." --Jay Leno
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