Donald Trump said
after he’s sworn into office on Friday, he’s going to take the weekend off. Unless,
of course, he has to deal with a national emergency or a “Saturday Night Live”
sketch. It could go either way. –Conan O’Brien
It was announced
that Alex Rodriguez will host a reality TV show featuring former athletes who
are now broke. Or as that’s already known, “Dancing With the Stars.” –Conan
O’Brien
It was announced
that the B Street Band — a Bruce Springsteen cover band — that was booked for
an inauguration gala has since decided to cancel out of respect for
Springsteen’s opposition to Donald Trump. You know it’s bad when even a cover
band is like, “We don’t want to compromise our artistic integrity like that.”
–James Corden
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